Posted in December 2011

The Year In Window Metaphors

I’m on the train and things are going well. Anna and I met up on the green line and found our way to the red line at banwoldong and then to dongdaegu, where the station was literally right outside the subway exit. We got our tickets, found out we were at the wrong station, found … Continue reading »

Puppies Who Grunt

  Megan and I are puppy sitting a French bulldog. Her name is Leeloo. She’s got a bad back and a terrible snarl that comes out when she breathes. It’s like having a piglet in the house. Needless to say, I was woken up this morning from a NyQuil induced stupor (the winter cold has … Continue reading »

Humble Monday: More Cheap Food

Today I made cabbage delicious in under 20 minutes. Simple food, FTW. So, cook this. It’s dirt cheap, fast, and delicious. Sloppily chop up some plain old cabbage and throw it in a pan with butter, sesame oil, and onions. Cook it till it softens but don’t make it all wilty cuz that’s gross. Cook … Continue reading »

Good News for A Realist

I’m hesitant to say it because technically the week still has an hour and a half to turn terribly disastrous, but this has been the best week in Korea so far. It all began, one fateful weekend, when the migraine from hell haunted my life for seven days straight. After leaving, it then continued to … Continue reading »

i was just thinking…

I was just thinking about this life stuff. Ya know, it used to just be an act. I understood it then because I could control it. But now I feel I am becoming it. There is no clearer way to say it, this is the clearest part of the whole thing. The eye of the … Continue reading »

Panty Droppin in the 010

You heard me. And I’m not ashamed. My new favorite thing in Korea is getting naked in public. Read on to see why this, and many other reasons, makes Korea’s sauna culture a thing for superstars. First of all, public nudity is a great idea. I’ve never been to a nudist colony but when I … Continue reading »

What Is (Or Isn’t) the “God Particle?”

I was searching for news articles that would be easy to read and interesting for my students and I ran across a bunch of headlines about this supposed “god particle.” For those of you who need an update on what this “god particle” business is about, here’s some interesting, and short, explanations of what the … Continue reading »

Did Everyone Know This But Me?!

You can put korma sauce on pasta and it’s awesome. It’s way better than actual tomato pasta sauce. Why has nobody told me this? Am I the last to know? Nobody even asked if I wanted any. Also, why I am just now finding out that I can skip through songs on my laptop using … Continue reading »